Did you ever think "You know what the wine world really needs is a spokesperson who combines the over the top aesthetics of the Isaiah Mustafa Old Spice commercials with the utter ridiculousness of Dos Equis’ Most Interesting Man in the World?" No? Neither did we, but we were wrong. Very wrong. The Paso Robles Wine Country Alliance’s “Zinfandel—Paso’s Wine” video, featuring the goofily suave Paso Wine Man took home the grand prize in Wine Spectator's video contest last year. The latest video in the series successfully pokes fun at the pretentiousness that often surrounds wine and while indeed over the top silly, is actually pretty informative about the varietals in one of our favorite domestic wine regions. About Chardonnay: "When it goes wrong, it's all spray tans, bleached teeth and big hair." On rose: "Think real men don't drink pink?...Real men fear only unrequited love, the road not taken, and clowns." Watch and learn, friends. Watch and learn.