CBC News is reporting that Jimmy Craig of New Brunswick managed to get himself banned for life from Tim Horton's for complaining that the coffee was burnt three times. The owner, Edwin Dow, claims his staff first tried to accommodate the complaints with fresh pots of coffee. When the complaints kept coming, Dow says that Craig was simply upsetting his staff & he didn't want to deal with the complaints anymore, so he banned him. Under Canadian law, he can he can only go back to the Tim Hortons if he's working as a paramedic responding to a medical emergency.