#10. If you’re over at a friend’s place helping cook dinner and you take a baked potato out of the oven with your bare hands and respond to their shocked expressions by saying, “…what?”
#9 If the thought of cooking anything more complicated than Chef Boyardee or ramen for your own dinner at home makes you feel no longer hungry…or makes you lose the will to live.
#8. You start rubbing your ever-growing midsection and referring to it as your “resume.”
#7. You spend more on a new ceramic Ulu knife than you did on your wife’s 10 year anniversary present.
#6. When you eat out, you prefer someplace with a buffet so you don’t have to deal with any servers.
#5. During the busy holiday season, you watch Grinch movies and sympathize with the Grinch.
#4. You enjoy having every weekend off…you just call it Monday and Tuesday.
#3. You make a guacamole flavored smoothie just to see how well it goes with your bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos.
#2. You didn’t have to google “Ulu knife” to get why #7 is funny.
#1. You realize that choosing a career in the “Culinary Arts” is just a clever euphemism for alcoholism.
Feel free to add any more if you've got them...!